scary sunburned swamp witch on the move

scary sunburned swamp witch on the move

I’m still not over that anon who asked me if I was planning on losing weight.

Like, really. I look alright, go fuck yourself.

Okay, so tomorrow morning I am driving to a cabin in a swamp on Lake Caddo in Uncertain, TX. 
I’ve become a little untethered from humanity so I’m going to put myself in time out and write an article I’ve been kicking around for a month and then,
I’m going to drive to see Tara
I’m going to tour through the desert and see the Salton Sea and Slab City
I’m going home to Elsa and Elle and my last two months in Los Angeles
And then I’m going…????
But anyway, I’m attaching this to a photo of myself because I’m going to be in the middle of fucking nowhere with no internet so if in a week you see an amber alert out for my ass, YOU TELL ‘EM TO LOOK IN THE SWAMP OF LAKE CADDO, OKAY
And give them this picture or something

Okay, so tomorrow morning I am driving to a cabin in a swamp on Lake Caddo in Uncertain, TX. 

I’ve become a little untethered from humanity so I’m going to put myself in time out and write an article I’ve been kicking around for a month and then,

  • I’m going to drive to see Tara
  • I’m going to tour through the desert and see the Salton Sea and Slab City
  • I’m going home to Elsa and Elle and my last two months in Los Angeles

And then I’m going…????

But anyway, I’m attaching this to a photo of myself because I’m going to be in the middle of fucking nowhere with no internet so if in a week you see an amber alert out for my ass, YOU TELL ‘EM TO LOOK IN THE SWAMP OF LAKE CADDO, OKAY

And give them this picture or something

are you uncomfortable being this close to my face.

are you uncomfortable being this close to my face.

sorry I’m uninteresting, things are slow, I take solace in my little waist/long nails/life

sorry I’m uninteresting, things are slow, I take solace in my little waist/long nails/life

whatever pt II

whatever pt II

I am an iPhone photographer. I take pictures and then bring them into instagram and add a filter to it to make myself/my life more interesting because the unaltered subject alone is too boring to share. I do this to garner more attention because the validation I receive from other instagram users installs an inflated ephemeral sense of self-worth
I AM AN IPHONE PHOTOGRAPHER

I am an iPhone photographer. I take pictures and then bring them into instagram and add a filter to it to make myself/my life more interesting because the unaltered subject alone is too boring to share. I do this to garner more attention because the validation I receive from other instagram users installs an inflated ephemeral sense of self-worth

I AM AN IPHONE PHOTOGRAPHER

i am such a tool

i am such a tool

look at my laziness
subtext: look at my dorky pajamas
sub-subtext: look at my hips

look at my laziness

subtext: look at my dorky pajamas

sub-subtext: look at my hips